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vagitarian 

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.
vagitarian by Sir Douche September 10, 2008
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vagice grip 

An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.
Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!

Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!
vagice grip by Needs to Cool It September 6, 2012
Synonymous with the word magical, but involves a vagina.
Tom and Susy enjoyed an exciting date and ended their date with a very vagical moment.
vagical by S_R January 19, 2008
A vagibomb occurs when an unsuspecting man goes down on a girl and has his face doused by a large splash of female cum.
Dude, why the hell does your face smell like an anchovies cunt? Oh, you're smelling the vagibomb my girl laid on me this morning.
vagibomb by SlimGravy February 8, 2008

Vagitine 

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.
CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.
Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011
Vag·ic   
vaj-ik
noun
1. The power or influence women's vagina's exert over men.
Joe: How did Sally convince Paul to take her to Lillith Fair?

Sarah: Don't you know? The vagic is strong with that one.
Vagic by W0lfw00d November 21, 2010