vaginasaur 

To be a major cunt. Usually used as an insult to another person. Usually to a woman.

Girl 1: "Oh my God, Catline was being such a vaginasaur today."

Girl 2: "Oh she totally was!"

vaginasaur by LunartheLycan May 16, 2009

vaginasaur 

a man that is constantly harassing girls trying to get laid.

"He wont leave me alone, what a vaginasaur."

vaginasaur by ilovethanpayne February 7, 2009

Vaginasaur 

..... A significantly older woman who was obviously quite attractive and ’active’ in her Cougar years, and remains in the same state of mind.

Hey Chris, let’s swing by the new senior center and see if we can hook up with a couple of Vaginasaurs.

Vaginasaur by Ezrathepig May 14, 2018

Cum Gargling Vaginasaur 

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.

Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!

Cum Gargling Vaginasaur by 36thDisciple April 18, 2018

vaginatarian 

a person whose diet consists of mostly vagina and maybe some watermelon.

- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick

-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight

vaginatarian by Flowaz in da buildin January 1, 2010

Vaginasaurus Rex 

A pejorative term I developed in reference to some, heartless and destructive women. From "vagina" referring to the mamalian birth canal and "dinosauria" (conined by Dr. Richard Owen) meaning "fearfully great lizard" The term is meant to convey the epitome of "bitch" potential that some (emphasized) women display.

My friend's ex-girlfriend broke up with him the day after her car fell off the ramps and crushed his legs while he was changing the oil. Now she's dating his mom. What a Vaginasaurus Rex.

Vaginasaurus Rex by Dr. Chris March 3, 2005

vagasaurus rex 

the greatest of all the ginasaurs.

John, quit being a vagasaurus rex, and go get that bitches number. FAG!

vagasaurus rex by The Chase R Rogers January 18, 2008