Uptown girl

It is an excellent song by Billy Joel

And also it means a girl who is sophisticated and classy - in some cases snobby - but not all

Woah bro, you seen that uptown girl?

Uptown girl by YASSS123 June 26, 2015

uptard

verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements

Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.

uptard by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

uptalk 

A pathetic new way of talking with a rising interrogative at the end of every sentence? Main culprits were young people? Now older people seem to be following this awful trend? I think it's because we live in an age of constant uncertainty?

Uptalk? Like it's really annoying? It sort of says 'hey you guys I'm cool?'

uptalk by uptalkhater10000 November 10, 2015

upturd 

when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants

Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.

upturd by walterc March 26, 2013

uptown girl

A girl who is rich and sophisticated. one who is used to the comforts and luxuries of life.

Mary is an uptown girl.. i wonder why she came into a dingy place like this.

uptown girl by naveen ram March 20, 2008

Shut Up T 

A phrase originating in West St. Louis, made famous by the underground freestyle rapper, skiptomyreu. Best used when someone says something either extremely idiotic or is an ass. For full effect, drag out the T in a high pitched voice.

Naka: Yo, that floor is really wet.
T: Your mom was wet last night.
All: Shutup Teee

Shut Up T by G Rock February 15, 2005

Kate Upton's dildo 

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

Kate Upton's dildo by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014