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unsolicited charlie

When someone finds it nearly impossible to engage in any modicum of conversation without slyly dropping the name of his or her fiancee or spouse (i.e., "charlie") into the mix. Almost always a non-sequitur, and deserving of a gooey ostroff.
So I'm talking about fantasy football, and how I wish Portis had gotten in the endzone on at least one of the five times he was on the 1-yard line, and Alison comes strong with an unsolicited charlie, telling me how difficult her wedding plans are becoming. I mean, what the hell do I care about her caterer and whether or not she should go with Bacardi or Captain Morgan's? I'm hemmorhaging points here with Peerless Price, who Michael Vick can't seem to find in the endzone.
unsolicited charlie by Shocker September 28, 2004

Unsolicited peepee in mouth

When someone puts their peepee in yourmouth without permission. After they do that you should definitely break up with them but some dumb people don’t do it.
He put an unsolicited peepee in mouth and that’s not ok

Unsolicited Material 

any resume, written manuscript, or similar demonstration of work deemed unacceptable by corporate standards
We do not accept any solicited materials from third party sources.
Unsolicited Material by Percy April 20, 2003

unsolicited pickles 

Person 1: you're a unsolicited pickles type of person aren't you

Person 2: nooo, definitely not
unsolicited pickles by ethanm.18 December 9, 2019

Unsolicited Faggotry 

When your talking to your friends and family but with a hint of unwanted gayness.
The Boys have expelled you for Unsolicited Faggotry.

Unsolicited Faggotry 

When one is super fucking straight but is either intentionally or unintentionally acting or being super fucking gay around his bros and his bros don’t appreciate it at all.
Guy 1: Do you remember anyone asking if he could act gay?

Guy 2: No, that some Unsolicited Faggotry right there.