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the ultimate 

The sexual act when both a penis and the testicals are inserted into the vagina
Damn, she was so loose I achieved the ultimate with ease!
the ultimate by Yoyo Maaaaa April 21, 2006

The Ultimate-Reality

It is the material, efficient, formal and final cause of all that exists. It is the pervasive, gender-less, infinite, eternal truth and bliss which does not change, yet is the cause of all changes.
"The Ultimate-Reality" places emphasis on 'the importance of the salvation of my soul'.
The Ultimate-Reality by shaqjama765 September 5, 2020

The Ultimate Orgy 

A cartoon on Newgrounds - one which parodies The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny). It is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. I advise you don't watch it, though if you do, you'll bust your ass laughing. Consider yourself warned.

Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.
Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...

... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...

... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...

... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...
The Ultimate Orgy by Amerikaner October 15, 2006

The Ultimate Showdown 

Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.
"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."

The ultimate cool person

A person who don't go to church who don't believe in God who smokes weed to be cool everybody knows that's the ultimate sign of coolness smoking it is already cool enough
The Ultimate cool person that is white

The Ultimate Fighter

Awesome T.V. show that airs Monday nights 11:00PM Eastern time on Spike TV. I highly suggest you watch the show.

The show also airs Saturday nights at 10:00PM Eastern time.

16 guys all want to become a UFC fighter and get a UFC contract, each week two guys fight. The loser gets sent home, if they get knocked out; the winner gets 5 grand cash in their pocket.
Can't do anything tonight; I'm going to watch The Ultimate Figher at 11:00 tonight.
The Ultimate Fighter by Tommy March 13, 2005