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A machine used to play vinyl records.
"Technics makes the best turntables."
Turntable by JesseBW August 30, 2003

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

Rusty Turntable 

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.
"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"
Rusty Turntable by mudduck69 July 29, 2009

Tampa Turntable 

to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.
"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"

Turntables

"Dude, have you seen her turntables? Man, I totally want to have a spin on that set!"
Turntables by Mellynelly October 26, 2009
When a girl sits between two guys and rubs their penis' outside their pants as if she were a DJ at the turntable. This usually leads to ski-poles.
Friend: Dude, did she give you guys hand-jobs?
Guys together: No, but she gave us the Turntable.
Turntable by DJ Urb November 3, 2009