TrumpScare
TrumpScare - Republican's Health Care Proposal
TrumpScare by Katmai June 15, 2017
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Trumpitis
Noun | Trump-eye-tis |
An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.
However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.
However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!
Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
Trumpitis by Irrelevant Person February 16, 2017
Related Words
Trumpistan
A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.
Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.
All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.
Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.
All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand
4 years later......
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand
4 years later......
Trumpistan by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017
Trumpish
Maniacally Narcistic
He so Trumpish that his rearview is turned to show his reflection, he constantly bumps into people in the street because he is looking at his reflection in store windows rather than where he is going.
Trumpsessed
When you become obsessed with Donald Trump to the extent of linking everything to him and radically transforming sites like Urban Dictionary into being all about it.
Shana: I liked Urban Dictionary before it was Trumpsessed.
Mary: Yeah, every day there's a new and completely random trump word.
Mary: Yeah, every day there's a new and completely random trump word.
Trumpsessed by BarnacleHead February 15, 2017
Trumpost
Throwaway comment on the internet, usually on sensitive topics that the poster has not invested the necessary time, resources, or even just consideration in actually understanding.
Combines Trump, Post, and Compost.
Combines Trump, Post, and Compost.
"Why did he post that on Twitter? It's offensive to Mexicans and it makes him look like an idiot."
"Did you read it?"
"Yeah, I read it."
"Then the Trumpost did it's job. "
"Did you read it?"
"Yeah, I read it."
"Then the Trumpost did it's job. "
Trumpost by AnonymousManToTheRescue March 12, 2017
Trumpass
noun.
An avid supporter of Donald Trump, often going to extreme lengths to defend him and support him.
An avid supporter of Donald Trump, often going to extreme lengths to defend him and support him.
Trumpass by Rampaging Boner February 7, 2017