touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.

- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.

touching fish by Shizibizan January 19, 2021

Touching hats 

The act of making love with one or more partners of any sex, referring to the touching of genitals

"So you remember the girl from last night? Well I took her home after and we were, uh, touching hats for a good two hours."

Touching hats by Sarg Pepper August 25, 2011

Stop touching kids 

When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids

You: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement

You: stop touching kids

Stop touching kids by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020

Saber-Toothing 

The act of preying on young men by a woman past the appropriate age of a Cougar.

That old woman is Saber-Toothing hardcore.

Saber-Toothing by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011

balls are touching 

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).

A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.

balls are touching by miji January 9, 2008

Troughing 

Putting cocaine around a woman's flaps then vigourously eating her out whilst snorting up the coke. Generally done to multiple women in a single sesh.

"What IS that noise?!"
"Aaah that's just Tom troughing a couple of birds upstairs"

Troughing by Fort@78 June 2, 2016

touching road

Touching road-meaning I’m leaving or going somewhere

At a party
You- guys I’m touching road
Other guy-ok, see you later

touching road by Dequavis January 4, 2018