Tooting your own vuvuzela 

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.

1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y

Tooting your own vuvuzela by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010

Tooting Handshake 

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

Tooting Handshake by adamandfiona January 24, 2010

tooting your own dick 

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

tooting your own dick by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

tooting the rock

slang term for someone who partakes in smoking crack.

Mavis decided that after her marathon boaby supper that she needed to take the edge off, and proceeded to toot the rock whilst recieving a cleveland steamer from Rick. Tooting the rock took her mind off the fact that she had just recieved a hot carl.

tooting the rock by gmac2k November 2, 2009

tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."

"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."

tooting one's horn by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009

Tooting Your Own Dick 

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

Tooting Your Own Dick by Erecto January 3, 2010

Tooting your French horn 

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

Tooting your French horn by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013