The Uncle Roger 

When you dip your testicles in MSG and have someone suck it off.

I went to my girlfriend's house and she gave me The Uncle Roger.

The Uncle Roger by TheWolfManxl1 May 22, 2021

The Uncle Sam 

The act of shoving the american flag up ones rectum. before cumming u sing the national anthem

i used The uncle Sam last night and i feel better

The Uncle Sam by THE_HENTAI_GOD May 12, 2020

The Uncle Bob 

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

The Uncle Bob by #BVBoi August 15, 2023

The Uncle Charlie Classic 

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as possible in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has reached MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie Classic to those kids?”

The Uncle Charlie Classic by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019

The Uncle Pat 

An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.

The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.

Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.

The Uncle Pat by Meeron February 20, 2011

The Uncle Larry 

4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi

When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!

The Uncle Larry by The Uncle Larry August 9, 2015

The Uncle Charlie 

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”

The Uncle Charlie by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019