The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald

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The Telly Savalas by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

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dip into the till

A phrase which, when said about a person, indicates that this person is allocating funds from some public treasury (the government, their work, and so forth) for their personal use. Also sometimes said as having one's "hand in the till."

Q: "How can Rod Blagojevich afford to buy that new yacht?"
A: "Oh, he was known to dip into the till quite often while he was governor of Illinois."

"Stacy got fired from her job as a bartender because she was caught with her hand in the till."

dip into the till by calthaer July 14, 2009

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You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

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saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.

My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐

saturday morning cartoons on the telly by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022