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The Tapia Switcheroo 

The act of telling your homie that you have a threesome lined up with a hot chick and she's on the way. You convince him to get started without her. While you're boning your homie from behind you keep telling him that the chick is on the way. Once you creampie your homie, you roll over and go to sleep while your homie gets to reflect on how he just got bamboozled.
Mom I can't sit down today, the homie gave me The Tapia Switcheroo last night. Homie got me good.
The Tapia Switcheroo by El Salvage December 19, 2018
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the old switcheroo 

When you're slammin it in a girl and then whip your dick out, stick it in her ass as fast as humanly possible, and keep going at the same speed as if nothing changed..
Yeah I was bangin Sarah so hard last night. I gave her the old switcheroo, and now she doesn't talk to me anymore.

The Brazilian Switcheroo 

When a Brazilian female ensnares a young, naïve male in her metaphorical web, which inevitably leads to the male ending up robbed, stabbed and naked in a ditch somewhere.

She uses different methods to ensure this process, most common however, is when the female uses the promise of nuts to her advantage.
1: Dude, where's Nicholas
2: Ah, he's in Paris. The Brazilian Switcheroo and all
1: rip

The Wichita Switcheroo 

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.
"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."

The Big Switcheroo 

When a man and a woman essentially switch places sexually (hence the term "switcheroo"); the man does not include his dick in the sexual act, but rather takes a strap-on cock in the ass from the woman. Note the "big" in the term. There is a difference between a "big switcheroo" and a generic switcheroo. A generic switcheroo is simply a male individual taking a strap-on in the ass from one (or more than one, Jesus, I'd hate to be that dude :/) female. For it to be called a "Big Switcheroo," the act itself is much like the generic switcheroo, BUT before the act occurs, there is a formal ceremony in which the man and woman partake in, that switch each others roles in spirit for the next hour. This ceremony verifies the soon-to-happen act as "big". Traditionally, a flock of Doves is released from a basket immediately following the ceremony. However, in southern states of the United States, Big Switcheroo-ers tend to prefer freeing a flock of cocks from a cage (no pun intended).
Guy: Hey babe, you ready for tonite? The Big Switcheroo! ;P
Girl: mm, yeah babe, did you call the dove-releaser guy and set up an appointment for us?
Guy: Oh fuck, babe I thought YOU said you would handle the scheduling with the dove-releaser? Now it's, it's ruined! It's just going to be a switcheroo :(
Girl: I'm so mad at you I'm going to strap-on the fuck outta you right now. "Big" switcheroo or generic.

The Noob Switchfoot 

when a noob to DDR decides to try and be full of himself by attempting a song on heavy. when this doesn't work out and he is seconds from iminent failure (usually about a quarter of the way through the song), he has a noob buddy try and take over in desperation. This whole act usually ends about halfway through the song.
look at those sad little noobs on max 300. Get ready, when they pull The Noob Switchfoot, shank the first noob with a toothbrush. Then put your quarter up on the machine.

the ole switcheroo 

as you are fucking a woman, or man (whatever your into faggots) fuck her doggy style pull out as your best friend quietly enters the room and jams his pee pee in her.
she will never know shes gunna get the ole switcheroo