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The Woodlands Preparatory School 

A small private school in The Woodlands, Texas.

Technically an international school, hard classes and really young teachers.

Only the most bad ass and smart of the private schoolers go there.
There are always Porches and maseratis and lamborghinis running you over in the parking lot.

The Woodlands Prep basketball team has the most skilled and attractive basketball players also.
Oh, she goes to The Woodlands Preparatory School? She must be really smart and awesome.

prepare the meal 

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.
Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

the french peepers 

When one guy watches girls from afar with binoculars while his buddy jerks him off
two guys doing this is how I came up with the "french" part. the peeper being the whole using binoculars to watch girls at the pool and not being about to jerk it without loosing you line of sight. making said guys the french peepers.
the french peepers by ctr13 July 10, 2009

The Woodlands preparatory school 

A bunch or rich international kids that all have alot of money but say they dont.

Most of their parents are probably part of an International drug cartel but everyone trys to hide it.

Then end up trying to act like they are hard. But they are all a bunch of middle schoolers in the wrong grade.
Me: The woodlands preparatory school is ass

Literally everyone: frfr

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

Prepearing the thanksgiving feast 

The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.
Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.