The Goose-Man

A sex act involving a guy ejaculating on a girl's body without her noticing, then licking it off and pretending it never happened.

It is said that the origin of the word comes from the the french expression : "oiseaux mangeur", which means eating like a goose. Goose, in when eating together, tend to eat very fast as if they hide the food in their throats.

Hey! Did you pull out the Goose-man on me?

The Goose-Man by ipcvideofilms November 17, 2010

the goose fair 

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

the goose fair by the_goose_man October 20, 2011

gander of the goose 

Another way of saying the way she goes

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

gander of the goose by Insert name herel October 15, 2019

catch the goose 

A euphemism for an attractive person. Insinuates a sexual attraction, so use carefully.

George saw his stepsister, Sarah, walking by and said to his dad, “Sarah could catch the goose!”

catch the goose by Chubabara April 12, 2020

Hit the goose where it's loose 

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

Hit the goose where it's loose by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021

choking the goose 

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

choking the goose by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Poopin' the Goose 

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".

When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"

Poopin' the Goose by ashep91 March 2, 2023