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tactile deviant 

A person who can't stand various textures such a peach skins, blackboards and others on their skin.
Woman: "I don't like the feel of this kitchen work top."
Salesman: "Ah, madame is a tactile deviant."
tactile deviant by Tomatom October 20, 2011

tactile osmosis 

To absorb information through active motions of hand, such as typing something on the computer.
Yooni has been typing up all her history notes in hopes that tactile osmosis will prepare her for the final.

Tactile politics 

(Blanket Term) A politician/politically active individual's use of tactile, physical activity to bond or fight with other politicians/activists.
News: Some politicians are known to engage more in tactile politics than others.

anal tactile awareness 

The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.
"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."

tactleneck

A portmanteau of tactical and turtleneck. Coined by Stirling Archer in the tv show Archer.

A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.
"I mean, I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck, Lana. The tactleneck!" ~ H. Jon Benjamin as Archer

tactleneck

A portmanteau of tactical and turtleneck. Coined by Stirling Archer in the tv show Archer.

A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.
"I mean, I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck, Lana. The tactleneck!" ~ H. Jon Benjamin as Archer

Archer: "Guys, this is, this is the-- the car from--"
Lana: "Bullitt, we know, and if you'd go already, maybe later I'll dress up like Steve McQueen for you!"
Archer: "Ew, that's not even what it's about. Plus your hands are too big."
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "But speaking of McQueen, if there was ever a time to wear the tactleneck--"
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "Okay! Hang on!"