Superbowl 

Like a second Thanksgiving, but themed to a game that has no meaning. The Superbowl is defined by large groups of people gathering to mindlessly watch a television screen and consume an orgy of food.

Dude1: Did you catch the Superbowl last night?
Dude2: Naw, I was too busy gettin' laid.

Superbowl by SirOlmec March 13, 2012

Superbowl 

The proving grounds to see the best of the best football teams. Or a chance to blow a perfect season!

Jack: "Dude, did you see the Patriots and Giants Superbowl Game?"
Jill: "Ya, so much for being perfect when it counts."

Superbowl by Mikey13 February 6, 2008

superbowl 

An excuse for Janet Jackson to expose her booby.

Justin says it was a "wardrobe malfunction?!" I think not!

superbowl by kamek February 1, 2004

Superbowl 

The thing the patriots win

Person 1-“The Superbowl is awesome.”
Person 2- “Only because the Patriots win it.”

Superbowl by Wtw.atowncjm February 6, 2019

superbowl 

A forbidden term, now known as "the SB word". It is being replaced by "The Big Game", particularly in commercials for products you might enjoy while watching the game on TV. Of course, if a small retail store would like to leave a million dollar tribute at the feet of the NFL president, then the taboo gets magically lifted.

"Hey Mom, stop on down to Bill's Bakery for a football shaped ice cream cake, perfect for your Superbowl party . . ."

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAOOOWWWW! "Assume the position! You're under arrest for copyright infringement!"

"No, no, I meant "the Big Game! Please, I have a family!"

superbowl by Chris Zizzo February 3, 2008

superbowl 

1. A great football game in which the best of the best are proven.
2. A crappy half time show.
3. A good commercial.

man 1: Woah did you see Janet's boob!?!
man 2: No i was too busy watchin that Bud commercial.
man 1: No worries i TiVoed it.
man 2: SWEET!

superbowl by Abbs February 3, 2004

superbowl 

A match up of the underdog and the most worshiped team in the U.S.

Should be considered a Nationwide holiday, but sadly isn't.

The whole reason for having a Superbowl party is to drink beer, yell loudly for no reason, fight with the neighbors over what team will win, ingest so much food that you will be full for 3 weeks, watch stupid commercials and laugh uncontrollably at how they make no sense, and to make ridiculous bets that will have your co-workers laughing at you for over 6 months.

I cheered on the Jets for the superbowl. I drank 3, 24 packs for beer and during the commercial breaks I yelled across the street how the patriots were losing at the neighbors.

superbowl by cromig March 14, 2009