The brown goat stretcher 

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.

We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

The brown goat stretcher by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010

ball stretcher 

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.

Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.

ball stretcher by bill December 25, 2004

on a stretcher 

an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.

“Wow, I’m soo good at math. Albert Einstein is on a stretcher”

on a stretcher by imathottie February 21, 2019

bin stretcher

A bin stretcher is something an co-worker asks the rookie hire to search for. The person sent looking for it will usually ask others where it is. Sometimes, he/she will be redirected elsewhere to locate it. It simply does not exist. It's a prank played on new fresh-faced employees.

"Hey Bob, did you hear Cam sent the new guy in receiving to look for the bin stretcher? He spent half an hour searching for it. This never gets old".

bin stretcher by XDRman August 20, 2012

Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.

Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.

Wall Stretcher by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Cincinnati Stretcher 

The following morning after a nice meaty steak, the excessive anal dilation that requires the asshole to expand beyond its normal circumference to give re-birth to the juicy meat child.

This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.

As the beads of sweat ran from Sandy’s brow she let out a slight groan as the Cincinnati stretcher took hold. Her rectum groaned and spat as she splatter painted the porcelain canvas. The 30 minute agony was almost unbearable, but as the sound of the plop met her ears she was immediately submerged into a level 2 inception dream.

Cincinnati Stretcher by Pineswood January 21, 2011

cooch stretcher 

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

cooch stretcher by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015