Spitch 

Origin: combination of the words "spit" and "bitch"

Current meaning: It's used to refer to someone you used to be really good friends with, but all your other friends tell you, "dude, that person is a bitch. They're rude." But you just laugh and go, "Oh, no! That's just their sense of humor!" Then one day you open your eyes and go, "Oh my God, they really are a bitch." Then you're never friends with that person again and are probably their enemy.

That girl is a spitch. She was my friend, but she kept telling me I was stupid. What a spitch.

Ew, I saw my spitch today. They looked like shit.

Everyone has a spitch.

Spitch by Wouldn't you like to know? ;) May 30, 2011

spitch 

A unit of measurement, more than a table spoon - less than a 1/4 cup.

You want some milk in your coffee? Yeah, just a spitch.

spitch by Robby7 July 15, 2006

Spitch 

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

Spitch by Taylor May 6, 2003

spitch 

is where PR executives use email as a means to distribute irrelevant press releases and pitches to journalists.

Spam + Pitch = Spitch

Like spam, spitching is becoming a nuisance to journalists, often leading to certain PR executives being blacklisted.

1. I get tons of 'spitches' in my inbox every day

2. My inbox is overflowing with useless 'spitch'

3. I get 'spitched' at least 10 times a day

spitch by Travel In Papers December 25, 2007

Spitch 

Spit roasted bitch (penis in mouth and penis in anus or vagina) or spastic bitch

"Woah dood, we should hire a whore and spitch her!"

"omg, why is my sister such a spitch? She need care or something!"

Spitch by Miss Debi April 23, 2008

Spitch 

to slap; a slap down

That ho just spitched me!

Spitch by Beth Bonin April 15, 2008

Spitch 

Spitch is a universal substitute for any verb. Simply put it means, to do.

Spitch the salt over here!

Spitch by spitcher August 26, 2013