Spanker

A very fine person or "thing"

#spanker

"That's a spanker of an idea!"

Spanker by xxDodgeXX June 22, 2018

Spanker

Also referred to as SPNKR, this term is used to define something that transcends the rank of "banger" and one ups the phrase "this slaps"

"Macintosh Plus is an absolute spanker of a song

Spanker by hingedurethra February 10, 2020

Spanker Tanker 

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son

holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive

Spanker Tanker by spanker tanker man June 11, 2022

Spanker Wanker 

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

Spanker Wanker by juddah March 30, 2009

SPANKER WANKER 

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

SPANKER WANKER by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

Spanker 5000 

my netherite shovel with sharp 5 and unbreaking 3

it can kill

(insert player name here) was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using Spanker 5000

Spanker 5000 by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ January 8, 2021

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017