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Snapple Fact #69 

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

Snapple Cap Speech 

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.
Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

clam snapped 

The female equivalent to tea bagging. The act of a female resting her vagina on a mark for the purpose of insult or to express dominance.
Turg got clam snapped by arsi when he died at frogger.
clam snapped by gustopheles May 28, 2009

Ghetto Snapple 

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.
Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
Ghetto Snapple by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

Then Something Just Snapped, Something Inside Of Me 

This phrase that is said by the Dragon Ball character Vegeta, is a TikTok trend about slideshow of celebrities, fictional characters, or anyone in general exposing sexual pictures that somehow TikTok community guidelines have not picked up on.
Person 1: "Yo look at this sexy pic of Kim K"

Person 2: "Then Something Just Snapped, Something Inside Of Me"

Person: 1 "???"

snapple cap 

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.
"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."
snapple cap by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007