The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.
1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!
A word meaning a penis which is inverted forming a vagina.
Inverted smudgina- A smudgina that has been inverted forming an inside-out penis.(Popularised by one Ross Fowler of Eltham)
Bob: The reason we can't make love is because i have a smudgina.
smuggie - a self-satisfied person, sanctimonious, narrow minded, always on the lookout for a chance to impose their standards upon the rest of the world, offensively cheerful, has clever glib little reasons to justify their chastising.
The help forum's smuggie jumped into the thread to save the world from all the "profanity"....ssshhh, someone had actually dared to use the word "fucking".....
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