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when a gurl let a boy hit right away
smutted by Da Gurl Reppin Philly November 30, 2003
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Twat Swatted

When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.
Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!
Twat Swatted by K10 the Beaver July 21, 2009

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded 

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
when you gots ta asks what is wrong really fast.
What smatter witcha, b?
smatter by i8x December 4, 2007
someone who makes you think that they are the leader just to set you up
get smated

smattering 

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.
smattering by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003