Combination of sadge and madge, displaying both a sad and mad general attitude without feeling the need to further act on these emotions.
Person A: "I asked Vanessa out but she said 'ew' and went away."
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."
Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."
Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"
by cysleon August 6, 2021
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When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
by lord tulli June 8, 2013
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Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
by espook April 18, 2015
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The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
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by Assyrian guy November 30, 2009
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by Smage Kai September 7, 2019
Get the Smage mug.The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!
by achieve_peterson_4328490894 March 10, 2023
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