cod slurper 

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

cod slurper by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

period slurper by snickle douche August 13, 2010

Gerber Slurper 

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

Gerber Slurper by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Sloppy slurper

The intense process of performing fellatio.

Barry demonstrated that he is quite the sloppy slurper when giving that deep throat.

Sloppy slurper by Dictionarypages May 17, 2015

semen slurper

a person who enjoys a nice warm cup of semen soup. they slurp it all down

wow dat hoe a semen slurper fo sho.

semen slurper by john tyler October 26, 2006

Chord Slurper 

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")

Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.

Chord Slurper by ozzythefish June 3, 2009

Blacktop Slurper 

A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.

"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"

Blacktop Slurper by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017