the slogging

When the suction cup part of a plunger is used on someone’s ass hole until they bleed or shit themselves, this is usually done In prison

*marcus drops the soap*
requis slowly approaching “Are you ready for the slogging?”

the slogging by congobongo123 September 11, 2018

sloshing out the gash 

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.

"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."

sloshing out the gash by jockerty April 4, 2019

Power Slothing 

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.

This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.

Power Slothing by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009

Smaughing 

1. The action that is intermediate between smiling and laughing.

2. When you read something on the internet and you want to laugh but you end up smiling.

"I was stm, smaughing to myself, when I read that text message."

Smaughing by T-i-double-f January 3, 2010

Snoughing 

A cross between a sneeze and a cough

Could you please stop snoughing in the library?

Snoughing by j+s June 20, 2012

beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

beer slugging percentage by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013

Southington High School 

A crappy school located in Southington, Connecticut known for its football team (under the leadership of Coach Mella, currently under investigation for using school funds) and drug problems (especially pot and alcohol). Due to this, all the bathrooms smell of marijuana and makes the surrounding rooms stink up. Not much teaching is actually taught there, as most of the teachers have given up on the dumbass students or just don't feel like it. Yet somhow everyone passes. Fire alarms randomly going off, lockdowns, and heating problems are no surprise, especially in the winter when it can be brutally cold and snowy outside. It takes in all the kids from Hartford becuase surprisingly, their schools apparently suck as much as ours.

Southington High School sucks so much, I had to be the first to define it.

J: Where do you go? I'm from Manchester.
S: I'm forced to go to SHS. It sucks balls.
J: Ooh, bummer.

Southington High School by JohnSample from Southington July 29, 2009