2: Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.
“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”
A Flip Slob is an adult ( over the age of 21 ) who has the stupid idea that it's OK to wear flip flops; other than to the beach, around the pool, or at their own home. Their annoyance to decent people is amplified by the "Scrape-Slap, Scrape-Slap" as they walk through our malls, supermarkets, down our streets....
"Any hot girls at the bar last night?" "Not really; some cuties, but most of them were Flip Slobs so I passed."
( on cell phone ) "You'll have to speak up, there's a pack of Flip Slobs walking by so it's tough to hear you."