nutsack slap 

The art of being able to make a slapping sound by bouncing your nutsack off of your thighs due to humping the air back and forth.

Dude! That nutsack slap was so loud, it woke the whole damn house!

nutsack slap by wtfuwant January 23, 2011

Click clack give my nutsack a slap 

1. Another way to say “suck my dick”
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap

“Hey Jerry, I just finished those quarterly repor- “click clack give my nutsack a slap”

Click clack give my nutsack a slap by efelly2 September 16, 2019

Sergeant Slapnuts 

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

Sergeant Slapnuts by Phartman March 18, 2011

slapnuts 

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

slapnuts by JOE December 22, 2003

slapnuts 

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.

Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.

slapnuts by kb June 26, 2003

Slapnuts 

An idiot who deserves to be kicked in the man marbles and slapped across the face for being such an ignorant fool.

Hey Slapnuts!

Jimmy you are such a Slapnuts!

Slapnuts by John McNally April 23, 2008

slapnuts 

When your pounding a girl so hard your balls slap against her.

Yeah I took her home last night and gave her some slapnuts for dinner

slapnuts by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005