Shrimped

A state of being super high on marijuana. Synonyms include zooted, toasted, or baked.

“Bro, I just ripped 3 bowls.”
“I can tell, you look shrimped right now.”

Shrimped by Rocklobstah February 5, 2022

shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.

You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.

shrimped baby by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007

Shrimped me up

Something or someone being so horrible the sight of it immediately made their dick soft.

“Wow that picture shrimped me up.”
“That bitch shrimped me up.”

Shrimped me up by Ur_rarted January 3, 2021

Shrimped up 

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

Shrimped up by norambuena April 14, 2023

shrimped up 

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

shrimped up by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

get shrimped 

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.

*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!

get shrimped by Alexlovesthewallflower February 12, 2024

get shrimped 

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.

*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!

get shrimped by Alexlovesthewallflower February 12, 2024