Shrape 

Shower rape

Oh god, I totally got shraped last night

Shrape by RandomJaffa September 7, 2010

shrape

shrape most commonly refers to sh-rape, or a place baited with chaff or grain to entice birds.A less common use of this word, however, is shraven-rape, which is a form of annoyance or refering to a person who is REALLY REALLY REALLY INCOMPETENT AT DOING SPECIFIC TASKS: Mental, Physical and even METAPHYSICAL.

He's acting like a shrape right now, I know there is some modicum of intelligence in his noggin needed to accomplish this not particularly grueling task.

shrape by 3423423423423ip4j23r2er2 March 25, 2026

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021

Shraped 

When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.

I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

Shraped by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

dog shrapnel 

When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....

I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.

dog shrapnel by Davester75 August 18, 2013

silver scrapes 

When a "best of x" series reaches the maximum amount of games, it's called a silver scrapes game. Originated from the League of Legends song that plays when competitive games reached the Silver Scrapes point.

"Yo, did you watch that tournament?"
"Yeah! The semi finals went to Silver Scrapes, insane!"

silver scrapes by FigityAsparagus October 12, 2015