shnart 

worse than the sneeze fart combo.. this one usually occurs the day after a hot indian curry and a few too many pints. Often occurring in an office cubicle with the air-conditioning on full, right before lunch. The unsuspecting culprit sneezes followed by a shart.... a shnart

*results in quick jaunt to the john for inspection*
*followed by flying commando for the rest of the day*

John: Bless you Ted.

Ted: ?

BRB.........

Barbara: I think Ted shnarted that lousy prick

shnart by sarahr2727 November 15, 2013

Shnart 

To shit,sneeze and fart all in one action

Oh shit i shnarted my underwear can u lick my ass

Shnart by Molywhomp December 4, 2017

shnart 

A fine gift of god, when you sneeze and it causes you to unleash the rectal gates of hell.

jimmy: help i shnarted

teacher: what

shnart by Killin’ Like Aids August 31, 2021

Shnart 

The act of farting and sneezing simultaneously.

EW! She just SHNARTED herself!!

Shnart by Stinkella March 7, 2025

Shnart Attack 

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.

Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.

Shnart Attack by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019

piss shnart 

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

piss shnart by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

Shartini by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017