shitrocked 

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007

Shitlocker 

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

Shitlocker by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shitlocker 

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

shitlocker by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

Shitlocked 

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

Shitlocked by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

shitlocked 

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

shitlocked by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

shitcocked 

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

shitcocked by Igglepud January 13, 2010