SEC
a football conference with a fan base that has nothing better to do then base the entirity of their existence on caring about a school they most likely did not attend. When SEC football fans arent being completely ignorant about football, they enjoy going to church 7 days a week, going to sleep at 8 o'clock at night, and watching tapes of past billy graham services. SEC fans also like to make fun of Ohio State and claim their superiority in college football, even though the Pac-10 conference has consistently kicked the shit out of SEC over the past several seasons. The SEC is also full of overrated NFL prospects such as Jamarcus Russel who only threw over 300 yards once in a college game and now, Matthew Stafford who has only a 53% completion percentage. Also when listening to an SEC fan speak, try to ignore how horrible their grammer is, as a majority of their sentences are double or even triple negatives. Evidently there are tigers in Louisiana and elephants in Alabama.
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