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When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'
I need a good scrotch
scrotch by Jeff September 24, 2004
Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
Scrotch by billebllunt January 19, 2014
An awkward or uncomfortable moment, usually followed by a long silence. First coined by an illiterate individual named Dave who was trying to read the cover of my Lee Scratch Perry box set.
"Man, that time I walked in on my grandma naked sure was scrotch"
Scrotch by rudezombie December 30, 2004
N: When one spills Scotch Whiskey on their groin area, the resulting stain is known as "Scrotch".
Mc: "That jerk bumped into me and I spilled my glass, I had Scrotch the rest of the party.

Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"
Scrotch by Naught Reel Nayme December 21, 2010
When someone scratches their crotch, dick or balls
Scrotch by kevb0t_ August 5, 2016
"Dude, all your mom did was scrotch my balls, not play with them!"
Scrotch by ChristineW April 21, 2006