wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schmack 

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

Schmack by caro$wag February 8, 2021

Schlaaked 

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

Schlaaked by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

shmacked 

to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."

"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."

shmacked by General Chow Mein May 12, 2012

schmackin 

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.

1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"

schmackin by Carson January 22, 2004

cock schlocked 

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

cock schlocked by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schmackel 

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!

When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)

schmackel by n7v.net August 28, 2008