cold salad 

Used to describe an action or statement of particular callousness.

You kicked her out, then made her keep paying half the rent? Damn, that's some cold salad!

cold salad by refriedwhiskey March 9, 2009

salad shaker 

when a male/female partner spreads your legs apart and uncontrollably eats your pussy

@jacobsartorious is the best salad shaker in town!

salad shaker by bodyrolls May 9, 2018

salabim

Molestation of young children whilst eating salad

Man that child is about to be "salabim"ed

salabim by Sim sim March 9, 2017

You Don't Win Friends With Salad 

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

You Don't Win Friends With Salad by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Mo salah 

👑 of eygpt
Carrying us this season 😞😞😞😞😪

Mo salah is the best footballer in the prem

Mo salah by Mo salah da 🐐 February 19, 2021

San Antonio Breakfast Salad 

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

San Antonio Breakfast Salad by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Salad is a salad 

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.

Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.

Salad is a salad by boooba153 April 15, 2022