Rubbing Chicken Skins 

To fornicate after both partners have only recently just shaved off their pubes, thereby leaving a texture most commonly found on the skin of an uncooked chicken.

R: Hey, would you be interested in rubbing chicken skins with me later?

A: I would respectfully decline, considering I'm ace.

Rubbing Chicken Skins by Sea Anemoneous December 28, 2020

ruddering 

When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.

Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.

Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.

Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants

Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"

ruddering by flemmimaid October 22, 2012

rubberneckinitis 

PRONOUNCED:

"RUBBER-NECK-IN-I-TIS"
DEFINITION:
A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT CAN OCCUR WHEN SOME ONE IS BEING TOO NOSEY , USUALLY WITH THEIR BODY FACING ONE DIRECTION WHILE THERE FACE AND NECK ARE FACING ANOTHER.
THIS WOULD BE CALLED,
"RUBBERNECK'IN" .....
AND ONE SHOULD DO THIS ONLY WITH ...."EXTREME MODERATION"!
IF NOT YOU WILL DEFINITELY GET ...
"RUBBER'NECKIN'ITIS"
EXTREMELY PAINFUL !!!

OH DAMN, DID YOU SEE JUANITA?
SHE MUST'VE BEEN ON A GOOD ONE CUZ , SHE CANT MOVE HER NECK !
THE DOCTORS SAID SHE HAS ...
RUBBERNECKINITIS !!!!!!!!!
ha,ha,ha,..lol !!!!!

rubberneckinitis by BERDOOz FINEST.angIE September 9, 2014

rubbing my eggroll 

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.

guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

rubbing my eggroll by albertoanddelilah December 6, 2019

real rubbernecking 

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck

when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking

real rubbernecking by phantom negromante May 23, 2019

Rubbernecker 

Slang: Someone who enjoys the act of slowing their vehicle to like 15 miles an hour on a motorway just so they can gawk at the wreckage of a van on its roof or a car on fire.

These people are a severe pain in the arse to emergency services, and they often cause tailbacks up to several miles.

I got held up on the M25 last night going home cause of some rubbernecker staring at a crash.

Rubbernecker by Eddie Faulkner May 24, 2008

rubbernutting 

When a girl rubbernuts (rubs nuts) a guys balls.

Sally went rubbernutting at Jims house.

rubbernutting by MotherNutter August 1, 2017