Rosterbating 

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.

Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.

Rosterbating by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010

rasterbator 

One who recreates an image using small dots, see rasterbate

shane couldn't afford the poster, so he rasterbated it, what an effing rasterbator...

rasterbator by poopa32 October 27, 2005

rosterbate 

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.

I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.

rosterbate by timmah55 November 7, 2010

rasterbator 

A person who spends too much time on the Internet or the computer in general.

Damnit, he's been on Newgrounds all day. He is such a rasterbator .

rasterbator by j2p September 24, 2005

rossturbator 

derogatory term used by jessica and erin to refer to me in my junior year of my high school career at the prison of kingwood high school

Rossturbator is looking at porn!

rossturbator by ross March 5, 2004

rosterbate 

when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.

Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?

rosterbate by fv3diamonds April 4, 2008

rossturbator 

1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.

Rossturbator! Spanky is coming, minimize that screen!

rossturbator by Jessica March 7, 2004