Retard Unit 

What normal people usually call the imperial system.

Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.

Retard murican: It's 90 degrees.

Normal person at the gym: 70 kg
Retard murican gym nolife: Yo I just benched 154 lb. Do you even lift bro?

#murican retard #imperial system #metric system

Retard Unit by watchoutch January 24, 2017

ok retard 

A phrase used to jokingly disregard a statement made by someone. Usually said on the internet, and can be used against anything. even no u

Guy 1: Dude, The Walking Dead is way better than Breaking Bad

Guy 2: ok retard

ok retard by Slicky Willy Clinton May 8, 2018

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

retard-edible 

a very strong snack made with marijuana

I think I ate too much of that retard-edible because I cant stop laughing.

retard-edible by jonesberger October 7, 2018

Retard Logic 

A backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.

Marcus: That girl looks like she sucks dick for a living!

Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!

Retard Logic by DreamStatic May 7, 2012

Dentally Retarded 

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

Dentally Retarded by plunger333 August 7, 2007

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.

League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!

beyond retarded by uplink May 28, 2012