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jock strap respiration 

The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.

Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.

Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.

Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."
Paco gave Joe the worst jock strap respiration move I've ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.

respiteful 

Bad ass, listens to no one.
Hey man, that man Joey is respiteful as fuck. He doe what he wants like a bad ass.”

“Mr. Alvey is respiteful blowing his vape like the little engine that could.”
respiteful by Zxc_c10 May 3, 2018

Despirate 

Used to describe a person who is so pathetically infatuated with a person or sexually desperate that they become so desperate, they actually plunder the meaning of the word desperate.
Ex 1: "That girl will do anything to be with her man that she's being a despirate."

Ex 2: "I think I'm going to hook up with my ex tonight."

"Wow, don't be a despirate."
Despirate by SHJF March 23, 2009

Erotic Respiration

Calling someone over the phone and breathing into the receiver in a sexual manner.
"Anthony called me last night, tried some Erotic Respiration on me."

*picks up the phone* "Hello?" "HUFFHUFFFHUFFOHBABEH!" "Bye."
RESPIRE:
1.Originally, to respire was to inhale and to exhale to sustain life.

Verb. In the modern usage it can mean to take a “breather“ or a break from monotony of daily life, to breathe freely in a figurative sense.

2. Verb: In a figurative usage it means to take a moment, to calm down or unwind. To breathe freely or take a breather. !”
1. “When I respire I wanna go swimming in the ocean

2. “Andy, go respire over there, away from here, where no one knows you!”
Respire by PixiesPress July 20, 2021

Cellular respiration 

What our nutty British science teacher tried teaching us for 50 months.. and we all flunked the test with our tiny donkey brains
Halllooo dear explain what cellular respiration is ! Me: uhh a tea flavor??