Real Realism For Realists 

Drink Up:

I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.

Here are a few I would suggest:

"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."

Extended: Real Realism For Realists

"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."

"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."

"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"

"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."

Real Realism For Realists by BorisTheBitchhound January 25, 2010

realism 

An artwork, usually in a digital form that depicts a scene which is hard to discern if is real or not.

There are a lot of artists online that you can goggle for, but one that comes to mind is some of the realism work by Josh DeHaan.

realism by UrbanJunky February 15, 2010

Realism 

1. A form of art in which objects (usually people) are depicted as they would in everyday life with little or no exaggeration.

2. A highly oppressive and difficult "rule" that ALL artists must follow if they want to be considered an artist. This is just a style -- it is not the ultimate rule of art nor is it God. Lots of artists think this is the only way to learn or get better at drawing. However, it is not. There are other ways to learn and get better. A lot of artists often deny this, and see the absence of knowledge for realism as inexcuseable. They will also condemn you for it and note you as ignorant, immature, stupid, and/or an "anime kid".

Realism is not the basics to art. It's just a style.

Realism by Protron October 23, 2007

Rentals 

n~ slang. Abbreviation of Parentals meaning Parents. Probably derived from "parental consent".

One of the first recorded uses of the word Parentals was used in the film "Bring it on" in 2000:
"I can't mack on you in front of the parentals" so the shortened version "Rentals" is likely to have come into circulation after that time.

1.Timothy was unable to purchase the deerstalker hat he so wished to buy, for his rentals would not part with the one hundred and twenty pounds he required to obtain such a desired object.

2.Awrite mate u comin daan the chippy or did ya rentals graand ya agen?

Rentals by Funi November 5, 2004

race realism

The belief that different groups of people who had been geographically separated in their evolution couldn't have developed the exact same physical and mental traits.

Retard: RACE REALISM IZ STUPID CUZ IZ JUST ONE RACE, DA HUMAN RACE!!!!!!

race realism by Some Romanian Guy January 14, 2017

Jedi Realism 

1) A group of individuals who believe in the Force.
2) A group of individuals seeking spiritual and personal development in an effort to affect the world around them in positive ways.
3) A group of diverse individuals believing Jedi Realism as either a way of life, philosophy or religion.
4) Beliefs springing from the ideas spun by Joseph Campbell, with George Lucas' terminology

Temple of the Jedi Order
Temple of the Jedi Force
Force Academy
Jedi Sanctuary
Institute for Jedi Realists Studies
Order of the New Dawn
Jedi Resource Center
Jedi Realism

Jedi Realism by RanSpirits November 6, 2009

race realism

A term used by idiots to justify racial generalizations against nonwhites by using out-of-context statistics and pseudoscientific studies. The overwhelming consensus among evolutionary scientists is that zero evidence exists of inherent behavioral, intellectual, or anatomical differences between races. But don't tell that to the idiot race realist; it will hurt his ego and his false sense of superiority.

For example, blacks disproportionately commit violent crime, mostly against other blacks. The real reason for this is that blacks were disproportionately segregated into poverty-stricken ghettos, into which the American government funneled disproportionate amounts of firearms and addictive drugs in order to create unrest within those communities.

You will never hear this context explained by the idiot race realist, because he desperately wants to believe that blacks are inherently criminalistic in order to boost his own fragile ego.

The idiot race realist will condescendingly preach about using facts instead of feelings, but as soon as you present facts that reflect negatively on white males, such as serial killers and domestic terrorists being disproportionately white males, he will hypocritically reject those facts purely on the basis of his own hurt feelings.

You will never hear the idiot race realist make broad, negative generalizations about white males like he does males of other races. Because race realism is all based on hypocrisy and dishonesty.

Idiot: The robber HAD to be black! The terrorist HAD to be brown! Race realism! I'm not racist, it's just muh statistics!

Logical person: Statistically, most serial killers are white men, most mass shooters are white men, and most domestic terrorists are white men. So the killer HAD to be white, right? The school shooter HAD to be white? Right?

Idiot: HOW DARE YOU GENERALIZE WHITE MALES YOU REVERSE RACIST SJW blah blah blah...

Logical person: Aaaaand you're a hypocrite.

race realism by Donald Scum September 8, 2018