Insta-Cum Retraining
A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
Insta-Cum Retraining by YAWA June 13, 2018
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Rafetaint
Refers to the illogical and unnecessary changes in the TV adaptation of Robert Jordan’s beloved series, The Wheel of Time.
This series suffers from Rafetaint. The whole thing is an abomination to the source material.
The entire scene with the Horn of Valerie suffers from Rafetaint!
Look how much Aviendha has suffered from Rafetaint.
Egwene, who is weaker than Nyneave, was able to hold off Ishamael, who was only second to the Dragon himself…pure Rafetaint.
The entire scene with the Horn of Valerie suffers from Rafetaint!
Look how much Aviendha has suffered from Rafetaint.
Egwene, who is weaker than Nyneave, was able to hold off Ishamael, who was only second to the Dragon himself…pure Rafetaint.
Rafetaint by TheFluffyInjun October 8, 2023
Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train
A phrase said, usually while gaming, but can be applied at any point in life, when one feels unstoppable or after achieving a difficult task.
Synonyms: Winning
Synonyms: Winning
In CS:GO, friends are playing. It gets down to 5 vs 1. The 1 makes an ace by killing all 5 opposing players. He shouts over the mic, "Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train!!!"
Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train by Iceguy June 5, 2015
Rape Train
A "rape train" is the term you use in Call of Duty zombies when you have a massive amount of zombies following you without them hitting you as you rack up points shooting them on the move periodically.
Rape Train by xCKxNotajetskix March 1, 2011
Rape Train
In the game of Risk, this refers to the semi-rare, usually late-game event of one player dropping like a hundred fucking armies somewhere in Asia, then rampaging from one end of the board to the other. Typically one or more players will be eliminated during this process, and several more will call the rape-train operator a "douche" or a "little bitch."
Player A: Holy balls, you just went from Western Australia through Kamchatka, all the way across North and South America, up through Africa to the Ukraine!
Operator: All aboard the rape train! Wooo wooooooooooo!
Player B: Douche.
Operator: All aboard the rape train! Wooo wooooooooooo!
Player B: Douche.
Rape Train by Rape Train Engineer April 18, 2008
Rape Train
This act usually happens during games, either in Sports or in a video game. The rape train refers to one completely destroying/conquering their adversaries, you cant just fuck up one person it has to be a majority. It is a rare act but when it happens everyone around is left in awe, speechless if you will. The person who initiated the rape train event deserves a firm pat on the ass or a much less gay high five with a verbal acknowledgement. The "Rape Trainer" must respond with sounds related to old steam driven trains from the 1800's.
Sports
Tyler - "Did you see Jerry Rice get that 80 yard touchdown? He stiff armed four people and jumped over one guy on the way into the endzone. The entire time he was yelling chugga chugga chugga chugga whoo whoo"
Joe - "Yea, Rice gave them one hell of a ride on the rape train."
Video Game - SOCOM
Player A is on the Terrorist Team.
Terrorist team is down three to one with 15 seconds left in the game. Player A dashes down a hallway in desperate search of the Seal team. A seal jumps out from behind a corner and catches a blast of buckshot leaving him haggard on the ground. Player A turns around rapidly and fires a slug hitting a second seal in the neck dropping him to the ground. With 11 seconds left Player A jumps into a small creek. 7 seconds remain on the clock as Player A jumps off a water fall into a small pool of water. Emerging from the water a seal sits on the shore line M4 pointed at Player A's head, click the gun miss fires. Player A rises from the abyss and jams 17 bullets up the seals ass. Player A has just given them a bloody ride on the Rape Train.
Tyler - "Did you see Jerry Rice get that 80 yard touchdown? He stiff armed four people and jumped over one guy on the way into the endzone. The entire time he was yelling chugga chugga chugga chugga whoo whoo"
Joe - "Yea, Rice gave them one hell of a ride on the rape train."
Video Game - SOCOM
Player A is on the Terrorist Team.
Terrorist team is down three to one with 15 seconds left in the game. Player A dashes down a hallway in desperate search of the Seal team. A seal jumps out from behind a corner and catches a blast of buckshot leaving him haggard on the ground. Player A turns around rapidly and fires a slug hitting a second seal in the neck dropping him to the ground. With 11 seconds left Player A jumps into a small creek. 7 seconds remain on the clock as Player A jumps off a water fall into a small pool of water. Emerging from the water a seal sits on the shore line M4 pointed at Player A's head, click the gun miss fires. Player A rises from the abyss and jams 17 bullets up the seals ass. Player A has just given them a bloody ride on the Rape Train.
Rape Train by Lockheed87 July 15, 2007