When one is Monkey Railing (ie. Defecating into one's own mouth with a continuous and uninterrupted log) and accidentally hits the gag reflex such that a total exchange of stomach contents for rectal contents occurs.

Oh man, I was monkey railing the other day and I totally just quatchi'd into my buttox.

Quatchi by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010

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quatch

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

quatch by D-Man April 16, 2005

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nice-quatch

An exclamation one makes when something good happens but only if said individual believes bigfoot exists.

Wanting bigfoot to exist but questioning the feasibility also applies as someone who can use the word nice-quatch.

Someone who does not like nor believe in bigfoot cannot use the term nice-quatch and truly mean it.

guy 1: "dude you won a million dollars!"

guyr 2 "nice-quatch."

nice-quatch by Wordsmith James August 30, 2010

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Quatchi

one of the mascots for the 2010 Olympics that has been abducted to be a nick name for a ladies hairy vaginal area

Dang, that chicks Quatchi is out of control...hasn't she heard of shaving?

Quatchi by steph1975 February 24, 2010

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