Ur pener a schemer 

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

Ur pener a schemer by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

pwnership

The state at which someone or something is pwning.

John claimed pwnership of Call of Duty last night. All he got were headshots!

pwnership by Richard Romo June 10, 2009

pwned j00r s0ul

I own your soul...

Cody pwned j00r s0ul in SOF!@!!!!

pwned j00r s0ul by RA|Vash October 27, 2003

newb pwners 

a band originally made as a satire to the band No Cover who originated in Sandpoint, Idaho

Newb Pwners is a band...myspace.com/newbpwners

newb pwners by princessSophia8888 February 10, 2008

Pwners Dozen 

Similar to a bakers dozen but instead of 13 bread rolls, you make 12 Carriers

I was like OMG, but then I realised I had the pwners dozen and roflestomped him

Pwners Dozen by HyperionAAA December 12, 2010

Pwnership

When you completely and totally own and solve an issue with gusto!

Did you see how Ethan took total pwnership of that account? He's killing it!

Pwnership by Baumpower April 16, 2025

uber pwners 

(oober powners)n. 1 a band name 2 people who pwn uberly

here's an awsome jazz band they are the uber pwners! (clapping)

uber pwners by Tim Christensen July 20, 2007