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Putinium 

An alternative name for the compound Polonium-210 that was used to kill a critic of the Putin Administration in London. Polonium is so rare or a naturally occuring radioactive Isotope that it has to be created. The sheer gall of the action, however, is nothing in comparison to the big picture. Russia is but a shadow of what the USSR once was; they are in essence a third world country with no real infrastructure of consequence. On top of this assasination, two Anti-Putin Journalists were also killed. The Bear is not buried at all; it lays silent in the shadows, wounded, angry, and above all, dangerous.
The Putinium (Polonium-210) used in the assassination of the former KGB operative in London was traced back to a Russian Nuclear plant. Go figure.....1918 replay....the Bear Rising.
Putinium by Ironbrand February 1, 2007
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putinisk 

Shady, hypicritical, out for self. Contradictory, narcissistic; a wolf in sheep's clothing. Someone not to be trusted.
His putinisk attitude was a total turn off.
putinisk by girlunknown November 16, 2015

putinist 

A person who commits a string of blunders in quick succession.
Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
putinist by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022

Putinistic 

noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.

Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.
Steve is pointing at his abs to distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him

Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes

Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it
Putinistic by JoaC89 February 25, 2022

Putinised 

To be randomly attacked when your really just chilling.
Person 1:"Damn bro I got putinised last night."
Person 2:"That sucks man, how'd that happen."
Person 1:"On my way home from work, earphones I, when all of a sudden I got hit by a cruise missile completely unprovoked."
Person 2:" Sorry to hear that man, must suck to get putinised."
Putinised by SwiggityRabbi March 16, 2022

Pupinism 

A religion formed by Queen Pupinia Stewart. The primary rule of the cult is never ever give mercy to minions.
I converted to Pupinism just yesterday, hail the Queen Pupinia!
Pupinism by Nerous Vindicto August 24, 2022

putinist 

Someone who made a series of blunders in quick succession.
Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
putinist by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022