Text Palpitation 

Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.

Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.

Text Palpitation by Rebecca Marco May 26, 2014

Pulpatation

The act of turning something into pulp

I’m studying in the art of pulpatation

Pulpatation by Lilricecake February 26, 2020

anal palpitations 

See. Emmanuel Blanco
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk

The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.

anal palpitations by hueleamacho November 8, 2015

anxiety palpitations 

Not quite an anxiety attack, definitely more anxiety than normal. Typically triggered by an outside source such as coffee or tea, and experienced in waves.

I just finished my third trenti cold brew, and damn these anxiety palpitations are hitting.

anxiety palpitations by sixtysevensimp October 3, 2021

Reorg Palpitations

The perceived abnormality of a company's\group's ROB characterized by the irregular cancelation\rejection of meetings and initiatives.

"Say Mazal Tov! I think I'm expecting a new role" "Dude how do you know? " "My calendar is suffering from fierce Reorg Palpitations"

Reorg Palpitations by beep bOPs February 8, 2022

Reorg Palpitations

The perceived abnormality of a company's\group's ROB characterized by the irregular cancelation\rejection of meetings and initiatives.

"Say Mazal Tov! I think I'm expecting a new role" "Dude, why would you think that? " "My calendar is suffering from fierce Reorg Palpitations"

Reorg Palpitations by beep bOPs February 8, 2022

poopitations 

poopitations are feelings or sensations that your rectum is pounding or racing in a great panic state. It can be felt in your gut, colon, rectum or index finger. You may: Have an unpleasant awareness of your own full underwear. Feel like your out of control of such bodily functions.

"I nearly fell off the ledge, I was having poopitations"

poopitations by PuzzleArcher January 23, 2020