PUFFIN HAM 

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

PUFFIN HAM by KevNoxious August 5, 2011

Turtle Puffer 

The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.

While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.

Turtle Puffer by Ben Beniff from Burbank September 23, 2009

Scooty Puff Jr.

Fry's defective getaway vehicle from the infosphere and the giant brains. It was given to him by Nibbler. There is also Scooty Puff Sr. "The Doombringer"

Outrun the blast on your Scooty Puff Jr.

Scooty Puff Jr. by letithappen88 August 31, 2016

Trouble puff 

A trouble puff is a testicle. They cause the male species to make a large variety of troublesome decisions.

That damn goat breaks out of his pen everyday because his trouble puffs tell him he’s got places to be.

Trouble puff by Troublepuffs November 23, 2020

Puffer Jacket 

A coat that puffs out, particularly in sections of the coat. It is comprised of synthetic fibres, allowing the user to be insulated properly.

Also called quilted jackets (due to their quilted design), these jackets (specifically black variants) have since been popularised by roadmen. Any respectable roadman would wear their puffer jacket at all times, regardless of climate.

"A true Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket. It doesn't matter if it's on the beach, or in the Sahara desert, a Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket"

-- Memeulous

Puffer Jacket by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

Puffin Forest 

One of the biggest and best Dungeons And Dragons youtubers, you should subscribe to him.

Puffin Forest made the DND character known as Absurd, who is now a meme.

Puffin Forest by lordgrim the invcbke October 27, 2020

Puffling 

A crazy, nasty-ass follower of the Huffle Badger on Tumblr. Pufflings are recognizable by their inability to give one single shit, their badass smiles, and their particular inclination towards finding shit.

Pottermore User #1: I've been trying to annoy that Hufflepuff for HOURS, but they just don't seem to give a shit!

Pottermore User#2: Dude, that's a fucking puffling. You think Huffle Badger's pufflings give a shit? Hell no!

Puffling by Huffle Badger September 6, 2011