PONNED 

TO BE BITCH-SLAPPED WITH A USED TAMPON.

I WARNED HIM AND HE JUST KEPT SAYING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SO I FIGURED HE WAS BEGGING TO BE PONNED!" "THOSE BITCHES THOUGHT THEY COULD CORNER ME IN THE GYM BATHROOM, SO I CAME OUT OF THE STALL AND STRAIGHT PONNED THE FIRST BITCH I SAW!

PONNED by CRUEFAN March 4, 2011

Five-pronged condom 

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

Five-pronged condom by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

three-pronged

Three pronged is when you are really, really, really stoned and you feel like your body has turned into three prongs and a tip: the head is the tip, the two arms are each one prong and the two legs morph into one and together make the third prong.

A variation is when you have 4 prongs. That is so your cunt can breathe and is not like tutankhamun's grave in the valley of kings.

Dude I'm so three-pronged

three-pronged by Gitsy Kat June 30, 2009

Prowned 

The act of getting owned by a pro.

You got prowned!

Prowned by RON THE PROWNER July 25, 2009

One Pronged Fork 

A fork with one elongated prong.

Hey Dave, can you pass me the one pronged fork?

One Pronged Fork by Felioker Periong February 26, 2018

three-pronged

when a guy gets violated by a three-pronged grilling utensil in the ass.

Cameron got three-pronged last night by blake.

three-pronged by slutbaglindsay November 1, 2008

proned 

Similar to "pwn'd", "proning" is the act of going prone on a defeated enemy (similar to the act of teabagging). It originates from games such as Call of Duty.

noob just got tots proned

proned by rabidsnakemonkey May 9, 2008