porned out

A man is "porned out" when he has watched so much porn, he loses touch with reality. Typically he over-manscapes, with the misguided impression that it makes his dick look bigger, and insists on trying painful positions he has seen in skinflicks. Usually thinks he's amazing in bed, but has no idea of what a woman wants.

"I really liked him until we got busy. What a disappointment, he's totally porned out. (sigh)"

"He really porned-out his junk, so he looked like a hairless twelve year old. (shudder)"

porned out by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010

Porned over 

Verb; the act of any nonfictional or fictional character (new, existing, or very obscure ones) to be made into a porn or rule 34 media.

Other variants: porns over, porn over, porning over

Person 1: Wow, this character has a unique design! I can't wait to watch or play it when it gets released.

Person 2: It's not even a single day, but they've porned over the character already...

Porned over by e.callie August 15, 2025

clown porned 

When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.

While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"

clown porned by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo

pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

Porndollwhore 

A female which have reached the level of 0% selfworth and 100% selfhumiliation. Any dodgy pornmakers dream, the porndollwhore subjects herself to any deviant humiliation in an endless journey to nowhere.

Lost souls ending up in the controlling hands of antisocial boyfriends, porn producers and other deviant waste of modern living, is a Porndollwhore

Porndollwhore by Twin_Peaks April 12, 2012

porndc 

directory or catalog of a list of the best adult sites on the web. Also a dictionary of porn terms.

Search on porndc for niche adult websites.

porndc by pornstar221 September 10, 2021

pornody 

an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event

I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!

pornody by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 26, 2011