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Poop hole Loophole 

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.
"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.
Poop hole Loophole by laurajade March 18, 2015

Poop hole hunter 

1) A person who constantly looks for anal sex. Typically it's a male looking for a female.

He is a poop hole hunter because he is always trying to put it in girls butts.
Poop hole hunter by Carneyfreak1 February 24, 2009

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love
It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day
poop hole patrol by Rob October 19, 2004

The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole 

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.
Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

God's Poop Hole 

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
God's Poop Hole by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

Poophole Loophole 

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017