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poontang conversion 

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.
I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

Poontang Boomerang 

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.
"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

poondagger 

Noun. An insult used to refer to someone who tries too hard in order to compensate for something lacking (i.e. trying to be cool; i.e. Carson Daly). It is often associated with a decreased mental capacity. One of the most vicious insults that can be bestowed upon a fellow human being.
Carson Daly, Tom Cruise, and Colin Farrell are some of the biggest poondaggers in Hollywood.
poondagger by Ernie768 July 24, 2006

poonaner 

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!
poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

Poontang Pirate 

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.
Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.
Poontang Pirate by IronMikey March 8, 2023

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.
I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.
a la carte poontang by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010